Cozumel is flat. The whole island tops out at something like forty-five feet above the sea, which is why nobody comes here to hike and why a modest limestone bluff on the east coast becomes a genuine destination. Coconuts is built on that bluff. You park on the sand at the bottom, climb a flight of uneven steps cut into the rock, and arrive at a terrace with a hundred and eighty degrees of open Caribbean in front of it and the windward coast running away in both directions.
The view is the product. From the rail you can see the surf lines stacking up offshore with nothing to break them, the pale scars of ironshore between the beaches, and the coastal road threading south towards Punta Sur. Frigatebirds hang more or less motionless on the updraught off the cliff. On a clear day you can follow the coast far enough north to pick out where the pavement ends and the roadless northeast begins.
The bar itself is deliberately shambolic. Hand-painted signs cover most of the available surfaces, the ceiling is layered with whatever previous customers have left stapled to it, and the seating is a collection of stools and benches under palm thatch that have all been rebuilt after one storm or another. The kitchen does grilled fish, tacos, guacamole and cold beer. Nobody is here for the cooking, and the staff know it.
What Coconuts is not is a beach bar. The bluff drops to sharp fossilised reef and a surf line that lands directly on rock. The nearest sand is below and to the south, and it is windward sand with a steep shore break and a strong undertow, like the rest of this coast. There are no lifeguards on any part of eastern Cozumel. You come up here to look at the water.
Two practical notes that decide whether this stop works for you. The steps are the only way up, there is no alternative route, and there is no shade on them. And like everything on this coast, Coconuts is a daylight business — the terrace empties in the late afternoon, long before the sunset you might reasonably expect to be the highlight of a clifftop bar. This coast faces east. Sunrise is the show here, and nothing is open for it.